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8:44am July 23, 2014

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

6:33am July 23, 2014
resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

4:22am July 23, 2014

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

2:11am July 23, 2014

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

9:49pm July 22, 2014

and then i get it, what it means…

and then i get it, what it means…

9:24pm July 22, 2014

concernedmikey:

alright put on you black parade jackets get your laser guns baby were out for revenge 

9:18pm July 22, 2014

killedmycatatemytailor:

fuzzykitty01:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

This is when you know the education system is fucked up. 

I used to wish I’d get hit by car on the way to work.

7:39pm July 22, 2014
nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

6:35pm July 22, 2014

ryunosukees:

badreputations:

golden-gang:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

what are you talking about this was the best thing ever.

This is so wonderfully odd i have to reblog it everytime.

but why

6:29pm July 22, 2014

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear